Look at my eyes, boy.

I shall terminate this when (and if) I snap back to sanity. That is, if that ever happens LOL

Just to briefly explain how in the heck this happened, on twitter, I get along with Turno well and I love to glomp on him for greeting, and it just occurred in my corrupted mind that this should be like Nelyo/Turno /shotforever
Woot, tall/tall couple /SHOTETERNITY

Yeah, who could have imagined, me doing slashy stuff
(but it's not really slash, cuz it's a complete crack )


Sooo.... here comes bunch of canon stuff. Here's some points:
Turno can't lie.
Yes, Turno did stole Nelyo's pancake ingredients and made them into cupcakes instead.
Nelyo is sadistic.
Best part: Nelyo calls Turno "BOY"

Turno now concludes that stuff about Nelyo inheriting Nerdanel's "gentle temper" is a complete bullcrap.


<sub>I only had the doodle first, but it looked like Nelyo was about to rape Turno or something just by that so I added that random dialogue later


SHOOT ME.</sub>